I'd Love to Knock the Hell Out of You

Oh I'd love to knock the hell out of you And if you keep messin around I'm going to So if you're looking for trouble Tell you what you do Come over and get the shit knocked out of you Now I have always been a peaceful man But I get hostile if you screw up my plans Do unto others as you like done to you Believe me brother that is the golden rule I've been through windows, doors, tv's, and chairs But I never let go And I pulled out most of their hair Now I've mellowed a lot since then So it takes two seconds For me to knock the hell right out of you Oh I'd love to knock the hell out of you And if you keep pushin my button I'm going to So if you're looking for trouble Tell you what you do Come over and get some shit knocked out of you Now ladies and gentelmen I know that David Allen Coe thought he had the Perfect Country and Western song But you don't have to talk about Drinking, or prison, or dying, or divorce All you have to talk about is The basic deep down human emotion We all feel inside That's why this is the Perfect Country and Western Song Cause I'd love to knock the hell right out of you Yes sir right away!