MC Moyes

Yo MC Moyes There's something I need to say I smashed your bitch last week Then I did the same to your dad Got my boys turnt' up, And my swag turned on Got a dick you wished you had (Moyes you're shit, you're ruining United) What's that? Go fuck yourself? Somebody get me a beer and Tesco basic gel I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes I'll smash you up, Im MC Moyes Put your hands up, will you make some noise Turn around if you're hating, boy Now that I've got your attention There's something that I need to mention That's right, United We're still right in for contention No not, not for the title For the manager with the largest penis (because it's massive) DICKHEAD Arsene Wenger look! It's half past you're a twat Been selling you dope for years Heard you got Özil into that Oi nah! I think I've found a target No I'm not talking Marco Reus It's your girl, and I'm gonna make her David moist I must say That I really wanna say That my team ain't good enough for me Tom Cleverley you're a weed Now go make me some sandwiches Shout Out to Rafa Benítez He loves the pussy too Me and him, hitting up Zante this summer See you soon Hit Puberty at 38 But I've always been gorgeous And a Gymlad, I'm built like a brick I'm basically Lukaku Aswell I Invented vodka, gonna neck loads with Rafa So, Fuck the hate, I'm here to stay You don't agree, I'll smash your face Yo, John Terry didn't sleep with Wayne Bridge's wife It was me! It was fucking me mate! Dickheads!