Brace yourselves

The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive

Welcome one and all, short and tall to fuzz

Why fuzz? Because, because, because cousin

A baker's dozen of funk laser imprinted on your silver platter

Makes a good coaster if the music don't matter

So relax with your purchase that nurtures your extremities

A remedy for your day, does what nothing else does

So as the great Art Blakey did pontificate

"Have yourself a ball" of fuzz

Brace yourselves

Brace yourselves