I was walking down the street, it was all going wrong

Like a bomb, too strong for me

I felt the illest, the realest down the weirdest

But then I looked to the floor and I just felt fearless, tearless

Then I came to a site, took a little look, Suárez bite

Bit down to the ground, felt as though I passed out

Next thing I know, pow

School bound, enter the gates

Been found, now I'm the bait

Worthless, embarrassing, you're just plain dumb

This ain't the way that it's going down, son

Cause I'll hit you with the bite, Suárez bite

You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna fight (what, ta)

Trust me when I say man's hungry

LOL jokes, he's getting eaten

Later that day, I was looking at the weather

When walking by, the fittest girl ever

I went in for the kill and offered up the D

Said I've brought ten rubbers with me

I was thinking it was all going well

Then saw that I pissed myself

"He's a loser and ugly too", yo, bitch, STFU