Get Me to the Church on Time

I'm getting married, I'm getting wed

I'm getting married in the morning

Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

Pull out the stopper, let's have a whopper

But get me to the church on time

I've gotta be there in the morning

Spruced up and looking in my prime

Boys, come and kiss me, show how you'll miss me

But get me to the church on time

If I am dancing, roll up the floor

If I am whistling, get me out the door

For I'm getting married in the morning

Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

Kick up a rumpus, but don't lose your compass

Get me to the church on time

I'm getting married in the morning

Get me to the church on time

I've gotta be there in the morning

Get me there on time

I'm getting married in the morning

Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

Though I'm always tardy at everybody's party

For this occasion, get me there on time

I'm getting married in the morning

Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

Drug me or jail me, stamp me or mail me

But get me to the church on time

I've gotta be there in the morning

Dressed up and looking in my prime

Some bloke who's able, lift up the table

But get me to the church on time

If I am flying, then shoot me down

If I am mooing, get him out of town

Oh, I'm getting married in the morning

Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

Feather and tar me, call out the army

But get me to the church

Don't leave me in the lurch

Get me to the church on time

I'm getting married, I'm getting wed

Get me there on time