A perfect chair

To park my derriere

Look out the window

And see the world moving along

A scenic view

Tell me what I should do

It's irrelevant cause

I don't ever listen

You still offer your ostrich omelette

You already bought the farm

A snail's pace

Is better than that rat race

The labyrinth maze is never ending

So skip the cheese

And rise from your knees

That concrete ground ain't very comfy

You still offer your calloused hand

But you're just a shell of a man

Dives off the deep end (Dives off the deep end)

Someone's drained the pool

A hard surface you collide

Dives off the deep end

Why choose to pretend

What you're diving towards

Is an owl's eye

Dive off the deep end

Dive off the deep end

Someone's drained the pool

Faster than you collide

Dive off the deep end

Try not to pretend

What your timing towards

Empty booby prize

Dive

Dive

Dive

Hard surface you collide