Love Potion #9

I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth You know that gypsy with the gold cap, too She's got a pad down at 34th and Vine Selling little bottles of Love Potion #9 I told her that I wasn't fly with men I've been this way since can't remember when She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said, "What you need is Love Potion #9" She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink She said, "I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink" It smelled like turpentine and looked like india ink I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissing everything in sight But when I kissed that cop down on 34th and Vine He yelled, "Hallelujah, Love Potion #9!" She said, "I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink" She held her nose, she closed her eyes I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissing everything in sight But when I kissed that cop down on 34th and Vine He yelled, "Hallelujah, Love Potion #9!" Love Potion #9!