Jason's Bar Mitzvah

Whizzer, hey Suddenly it all came clear I say let's have my bar mitzvah here Surprise! This was Jason's brilliant idea And I brought the prayer shall Oooh It's Jason's bar mitzvah Don't you move Everything will soon be great Close your eyes while we redecorate I'll unwrap the billion hors d'oeuvres And someone please eat them Oooh It's Jason's bar mitzvah Lovely Flowers make things lovely Champagne makes things lovely, too Everyrhing's amiss Drink up Anyone for bubbly? Probably is doubly useful at a time like this Cheers Cheers! And aren't things lovely? I feel more helpless than I have in years Try this on Mendel, get this thing in gear Please excuse me if I interfere But I feel that since I'm the host It's me who should toast him Oooh To Jason's bar mitzvah I notified the nurses Told them "Please do not intrude" I passed around the food Then dumped some extra food Cause, Lord knows, we've got plenty She's cooked for some two hundred guests We number not that many Actually... we're seven Maybe it's not dumb The way this whole thing ends The food tastes really yummy Oh, mummy! The flowers seem to sparkle (Lovely) Candlelabra sets the tone (I must make things...) The wine is very soothing (...lovely) Soothes the something, something Someone needed soothing (Put everything in it's place) I think perhaps I'm overdressed I think perhaps it doesn't matter that you are (Ready for the band...) But, here we are Jason's bar mitzvah looks like the books say it should Cheers And aren't things lovely? Everything is lovely I feel more helpless than I have in years Here he comes Fix his tie Trina, try to make him smile more Don't know why But he looks like Marvin How did you turn out so great? Who do I thank for the man you turned into? Kid, do you know how proud I am? If I dont show how proud I am You hold my dreams, kid I burst at the seams 'cause of you Son of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob Son of Marvin Son of Trina Son of Whizzer Son of Mendel And godchild to the lesbians from next door Sing, oh sing, oh sing Vie-eme-low yea-o-leh Heh-oh-non vi-low Ah-yis-is-ooh ay-ysi-ro-ale Ha-ooh low toe vo-o-meem aboh