The 50 Stroke

When you wake up drunk at 6:30 in the morning Can't find your dingus Back's aching, bank account's empty You know you've lost it then You know you're a Shearer! Well, up north they call me Peeler That's 'cause I peel 'em up They call me the weather wrestler When I'm back down south Know the pros, love my flow Everywhere I struck a blow All the rousies know They say: aren't you the fellow what does all them songs? I'll never forget the first time it came on Well that was about four years ago now And other than the fame, not a lot came out of it I've done a little bit of work in New South out of it A trot backpack it was hot to shatter My triple J I was overlooked What would they know, those cunts are cooked But I'm three thousand downloads but never got a spin So, fuck making music, I'm pulling the pin! I got the down-tube walk into the 50 Stroke I stay motivated by staying broke It's the cost of grog, and the price of smokes Keeps the down-tube, walk into the 50 Stroke I got the down-tube, walk into the 50 Stroke 'Cause your pay stays low if you stay slow poke And I don't pay attention to any other folks Just keep the down-tube walk into the 50 Stroke They say you should make up another one You can mention me and I'll show my mum I say, gee, thanks! Doesn't that sound fun? I'm glad you told me, I'll get it done But no one buys songs, so that's a labour of love And I'm fucking greedy, so love's not enough Just making "That's a peeler", took round about a month And no one ever thanked me, not even once So, I pick up the pace and rough them up on a race 'Cause I'm a dodgy operator like Christopher Skase I get in thoughts with your mates when I hop onto Facebook I make a loose sou root like a bunch of bush troops My havoc of songs must be something they've seen Since KFC opened up in 1993 And you can say what you want But whatever you tell us It's ten thousand views And you're just jealous I got the down-tube walking to a 50 stroke I stay motivated by staying broke It's the cost of grog, the price of smokes Keeps the down-tube walking to the 50 Stroke I got the down-tube walking to a 50 stroke 'Cause your pay stays low if you stay low, poke And I don't pay attention to any of the folks Just keep the down-tube walk into the 50 Stroke Here is a little bit of song to make it go a little longer Stretch it out a little Make the song structure stronger You thought it was over, too bad, you're wrong And uhh All I know is this I don't like working with soft cocks I don't like working with gutless cunts I don't like working with chronic whinges I don't like working with soft cocks I'm smacking 'em out across the border again Obliterating all the peelers from a pen Exhilarating all the grouchy old men Illuminating every day until the end That's life, that's the way it goes I remove wool with my powerful blows And before I go home, I remove my clothes And remove all the shit that's up my nose Uhh packet of freaks I'll get some of those They'll be half as great when I get them out tomorrow Then we sweat jet now Like a fire hose When I get a box of bottles and I get guy's lows But uhh, no fun allowed Get back to work and quiet 'em You gonna do another song I wouldn't waste my breath You gonna do another song You haven't paused this one yet I got the down-tube, walk into the 50 Stroke I stay motivated by staying broke It's the cost of grog, the pros of smokes Keeps the down-tube, walk into the 50 Stroke I got the down-tube, walk into the 50 Stroke 'Cause your pay stays low if you stay low poker And I don't pay attention to any other of them folks Just keep the down-tube walk into the 50 Stroke Grog! Smokes! Grog! Smokes! Grog! Smokes! Grog! Smokes! Grog! Smokes! Grog! Grog! Smokes! Gro-gro-gro-gro! Grog! Smokes! Grog! Gro-gro-gro-gro! Grog! There you go, another exciting instalment from the weather wrestler You know this little beauty could be yours to own All you need to do is, type Adam McClure The 50 Stroke, click 'buy' Click 'confirm purchase' And just sit back, let me do the rest Enjoy!