Poptart (Rockstar Parody)

I'm a little hungry, look in the kitchen for some pop tarts All my brothers ate them all, and now I have no pop tarts Jumping in the car, going to get some more pop tarts Strawberry chocolate don't matter, I love pop tarts I'm a little hungry, look in the kitchen for some pop tarts All my brothers ate them all, and now I have no pop tarts Jumping in the car, going to get some more pop tarts Strawberry chocolate don't matter, I love pop tarts Put them in the cart, get a multipack (eh) Every flavor out there, no turning back Eat them so fast, I almost choke Don't touch my tarts man! This ain't a joke Afford them, minimum wage Pulling pennies in my car to make enough The taste is legendary Eat 'em since I dropped out of college Eating packets foil packets I'm not done I'm a little hungry, look in the kitchen for some pop tarts All my brothers ate them all, and now I have no pop tarts I'm a little hungry, look in the kitchen for some pop tarts All my brothers ate them all, and now I have no pop tarts I'm a little hungry, look in the kitchen for some pop tarts Dude, your girlfriend likes them. She's just trying to get a twin Saying, "I want a pack" Grabbing for mine, I block it Trying to grab up my pants Hundred packets in my trailer All people trying to be my fan, and they bought a pack (yea) I've been in the stores looking for a blueberry Got a chocolate and a stawberry Looking at the foil, losing it Start to drool Borrowed money from my ma Grabbing all the packs, never put them back Now my mom is screaming out, "No Mas!" People say, " You eat pop tarts like that, and you'll become one!" Well, that's the ultimate dream for me Dude, your girlfriend likes them. She's just trying to get a twin Saying, "I want a pack" Grabbing for mine, I block it Trying to grab up my pants Hundred packets in my trailer All people trying to be my fan, and they bought a pack (yea)