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Kfc
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Comedy
Kfc wurde am 9. Juni 2015 von Aspecialthing Records als Teil des Albums Rap! veröffentlicht
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AlbumRap!
Veröffentlichungsdatum9. Juni 2015
LabelAspecialthing Records
SpracheEnglish
Melodizität
Akustizität
Valence
Tanzbarkeit
Energie
BPM85

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Zach Sherwin
Zach Sherwin
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Zach Sherwin
Zach Sherwin
Songwriter

Songtexte

How large are your breasts?
How large are your breasts?
We used to prank call the Kentucky Fried Chicken
And ask, "How large are your breasts?"
I was chilling at my house with my friend Aaron Cooper
Both of us enormously bored at home
So of course we were horsing around on my family's
Old-school Panasonic cordless phone
We were 13 and 12, just the right ages
To call every KFC in the White Pages
And have ourselves a gigglefest
While we asked, "How large are your big ol' breasts?"
Now it was Coop's turn to place the next prank call
But boy, did he mess it up. The prank tanked, y'all
'Cause when he pressed 'talk,' at that exact second
My mom called home from work to chick-a-check in
The timing was the damnedest thing
'Cause the phone didn't even have the chance to ring
So as far as Coop knew, he was placing a call
He didn't realize he was answering
Now when Coop put his ear to the phone
Did he hear a dial tone? No! You guessed correctly
I mean, there was somebody on the other end
But he hadn't dialed any numbers yet
So unless we kept a hotline that connected directly
How could he be talking to the KFC?
Mighty perplexed he was, and so flustered it made him
That he screwed up the joke. Here's how it went, verbatim
Coop: Hello?
My mom: Hello?
Coop: Uhh, do you have young breasts?
My mom: Aaron, is that you?
Coop: Please don't tell my parents!
Click
Written by: Zach Sherwin
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