I Couldn't Get High

Well, I went to a party Just the other night I wanted to feel my mind was light So I picked up a bottle And I started drinking wine I thought pretty soon, I'd be feeling fine... But I couldn't get high! Oh, No! I don't know why, Oh, No! So I took out my pipe And I stuffed it full of grass I took out a match And I lit it real fast I huffed, I puffed I smoked and I toked But after awhile, my heart was nearly broke... Cause I couldn't get high, Oh, No! Don't know why, Oh, No! So I got me a cube of LSD Sat down to wait For it to hit me I waited, meditated, But couldn't get stoned I had to give up and head for home... Cause I couldn't get high, Oh, no! Don't know why, oh, no!