Every Country Has a Monster

Jonah I'm confused. Yeah what's your deal, why don't you shave? What? Yeah, yeah, that too, But I though giant monsters came from Japan, not Denmark. Well, Asia clearly has the most monster credibility, But there's a beautifully diverse array Of global monsters all over the planet! Ehhh, explain Preferably through rap! Oh, alright if you insist Reptilicus is silly but he really illustrates The great array of monsters all over the place Not just in Japan, but across the planet And A-to-Z gamut—a gargantuan panoply Example, please? Well, name a land Belize Oh, geez; easy peasy, mes amis See, in the Yucatan you can meet El Cadejo In Belize they believe in him They're not afraid to say so Scotland? Nessie's livin' up in a loch How 'bout Poland? A scary scarecrow named Bubak Huh; so... it's not just Godzilla? Well, duh, Crow; there's a lot that could kill ya' Hey! Tom... Sorry, Crow Okay Bros? Sho Yo, Jonah, how's the chorus go? Every country has a monster They're afraid of in their nation Every monster has a country Yeah, a station they call their home Gunter, glieben, glauchen, Crow-ben What turned the musk deer's guts to spaghetti? Was it in Tibet? Yep I bet he met a yeti Australia? There, drop bears will impale ya Then they'll sell ya hella-touristy paraphernalia Chupacabra's chewin' up cattle down in Mexico Déélgééd's horn is gorein', battling the Navajo Congo's kongamato is a mongo flying dino I know I don't want to die But when I do, he'll be the guy Whoa! So, Crow? Servo? Ready to go? Start slow Kropermann is a monster from Luxembourg Who's actually the size of Luxembourg He crushed the whole country of Luxembourg Because he is the size of Luxembourg What?!? Egypt's got mummies like Tutankhamun Leprechaun on the lawn in Boston Common You bots got the hang of it The song's really kickin' CHICKITY-CHINA, THE CHINESE CHICKEN! And by that I mean Jiufeng and Peng, Giant Chinese birds, and one of them turns into a fish. Anyway... Gnus, killer shrews and the loup-garou Baba Yaga, Jorōgumo and the impundulu Now you guys realize the surprising size Of all the worldwide daikaiju Every country has a monster They're afraid of in their nation Every monster (Sasquatch!) Has a country (That's Canada!) Yeah, a station they call their home (Tatzelwurm for the Swiss!) Every country (Scandinavia!) Has a monster (Kraken!) They're afraid of (Kinga!) In their nation (Moon 13!) Every monster has a country Yeah, we've got movie sign