The Perfect Nanny (Live)

If you want this choice position Have a cheery disposition Rosy cheeks, no warts That's the part I put in. Play games, all sorts You must be kind, you must be witty Very sweet and fairly pretty Of all the ridiculous-- Oh, George, please. Take us on outings, give us treats Sing songs, bring sweets Never be cross or cruel Never feed us castor oil or gruel Love us as a son and daughter And never smell of barley water I put that bit in, too. If you won't scold and dominate us We will never give you cause to hate us We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see Put toads in your bed, or pepper in your tea Hurry nanny, many thanks Sincerely Jane And Michael Banks