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Funnier Drunk
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Funnier Drunk wurde am 5. Juli 2019 von Comedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company als Teil des Albums No Refunds veröffentlicht
5. Juli 2019
LabelComedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company
SpracheEnglish
BPM104
Melodizität
Akustizität
Valence
Tanzbarkeit
Energie

Songtexte

That's the alcohol
But it makes me funnier
That's why, that's why I'm drinking
Ironically, I'm drinking to be more professional
'Cause I'm funnier when I'm drunk
I really am, 17 years
And I have AA friends that I've had for lifelong friends
That all of them have had to eventually cave in
And admit that I'm funny when I'm drunk
It fucking kills them
It's like they have to deny their own religion to admit it
Like, all right, all right, you fucking, that was a good shot
I know you're fucking ripped, but uh, Doug, you have a serious problem
And you make jokes about it
That's how you deal with it
But I've been in the program for a long time
If you ever want someone to talk to
But don't quit tonight, though
We have tickets for the late show
But, yeah, we've seen you sober
It's a stuttering, awkward wreck with no self-confidence
But tomorrow, if you'd like to talk to me
I'm up at 6 a.m
Fuck you
It's fucking a horrifying
Had an AA guy tell you to your face
He's supposed to be the know-it-all
And he tells you that your career is dependent on your disease?
Kind of a scary proposition
It's like having your psychiatrist tell you
That not only are the voices in your head real
But they're accurate as well
So I should kill the babysitter?
I'm afraid so
Written by: Doug Stanhope
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