Robbed by the Cops

We got robbed Robbed by the cops They had guns and frowns like clowns that aren't funny They came down to our show and they stole all our money We got robbed by the, robbed by the, robbed by the cops We got robbed Robbed by the cops I told those cops "Listen I'm just a musician, this is an awkward position, getting robbed by the cops" I didn't bicker, no I played my nicest They said, "you need a liquor and a cabaret license" They took every last dollar and all our excitement We got robbed by the, robbed by the, robbed by the, robbed by the cops We got robbed Robbed by the cops Thank you for coming down to the show at Mutiny Radio The Wyatt Act came to play some tunes at Mutual Master Debates Comedians came to debate some topics that the audience pulled from a hat Prizes and games and lots of laughs at Mutual Master Debates Well, I was looking around the room and saw some familiar faces They were smiling and laughing and having a good time when I saw something a little strange I saw guns And I was like, man, that's weird, I mean, I know this is America and everything But who's packing heat at a comedy and music show? So I walked over and said "Hey You wanna buy a t-shirt?" It turned out that, no, they did not want to buy a t-shirt because They were the police and they were conducting an official investigation They had badges and guns They took all of our money And all of our wine And they slapped our friend with a big fat fine We got robbed by the, robbed by the, robbed by the, robbed by the, robbed by the cops!