Better With Beer

Got a $2.99 styrofoam cooler It gets the job done right When it's iced down and ready Thing's set to Yeti Man it'll go all night Got a pontoon boat tied up at the lake It's the black sheep of the dock Put a kegerator on it I'll be doggone it Damn thing rides like a yacht No matter where you are No matter what you're doing One thing's perfectly clear It's hard not to see it I think we all agree that Everything's better with beer Ain't a red-blooded, blue-collared, God-fearing cowboy Truck-driving-hippie I know Who'd look you in the eye Pop top a cold one And try to tell ya it ain't so No matter where you are No matter what you're doing One thing's perfectly clear It's hard not to see it I think we all agree it Everything's better with beer You know that's right Yeah, weddings and funerals Or sawdust dancehalls Bleacher sitting, ditch digging Friday-night frog gigging Everything's better with beer No matter where you are No matter what you're doing One thing's perfectly clear It's hard not to see it I think we all agree it Everything's better with beer No matter where you are No matter what you're doing Any old time of the year It's hard not to see it I think we all agree it Everything's better with beer Yeah, everything's better with beer Like Mexican food Barbecue Floating down the river on a inner tube Everything's better with beer