Bar Round Here

Yeah, there it is Hey Well, I sure am thirsty This week sure kicked my ass Lord, have mercy, I'd like to fix it fast You see I got a little work week pay in my pocket I'm looking for a little dive hole to rock with Now, I see a church for prayin', hittin' them knees A Goodwill store and an Apple bees But is there a bar 'round here? With a jukebox, neon pull-string sign That says, "Ice-Cold Beer" Is there a wet-your-whistle, tie-one-on honky-tonk near? Well, I know it's noon, but I'm feeling five o'clock weird So is there a bar 'round here? I need a dark corner booth to ice my caboose Under an eight point buck with beads on a moose A friendly bartender that pours 'em tall And a real big bouncer to catch me when I fall Now, I see a library, well, maybe they got a map That could lead me to a place kinda like that So is there a bar 'round here? With a jukebox, neon pull-string sign That says, "Ice-Cold Beer" Is there a wet-your-whistle, tie-one-on, honky-tonk near? Yeah, I know it's noon, but I'm feeling five o'clock weird So is there a bar 'round here? Yeah, I need a drink Yeah, is there a bar 'round here? With a jukebox, neon pull-string sign That says, "Ice-Cold Beer" Is there a wet-your-whistle, tie-one-on, honky-tonk near? Shit, I know it's noon, but I'm feeling five o'clock weird So is there a bar 'round here? Just point me in the right direction Oh