Let's Slash Grandma's Tires (On Election Day)

Let's slash Grandma's tires on election day Let's make her stay at home so she won't have a say Sally, take her walker while I hide away her coat Let's make sure that Grandma doesn't vote Let's slash Grandma's tires on election day You've heard the things she says about the Jews and gays Around the big Thanksgiving table, I won't say a single word But now, let's not let our grandma's voice be heard Oh me, oh my Nana makes the sweetest peanut butter pie Oh my, oh me Grandma thinks Obama's Sudanese Let's slash Grandma's tires on election day Let's save our country's future with a razor blade A woman's place is in the kitchen, that's what grandma says So she can stay there while we pick the prez Let's slash Grandma's tires on election day She'll drop the bomb on China if she has her way I don't care if my stocking is a measly lump of coal Let's not let our grandma near the polls Oh me, oh my Grandma made me booties with some googly eyes Oh my, oh me Grandma's got Glenn Beck on her TV G-R-A-N-D-M-A Keep her in the house today G-R-A-N-D-M-A Keep her in the house