Shit Boat (No Fans)

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks You better give us all the money in your treasure chest Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your poop deck is a shithole and your rudder is crap And your cannons are incapable of firing 20 feet Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic And all your crew look like lego bricks Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks You better give us all the money in your treasure chest Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn