James the Splendid Engine

He's a really splendid engine Everybody knows But he does go on and on and on Always telling us so! He is a splendid fellow But he really is quite vain Who do we mean? We got it? JAMES! Take a look who's coming down the track Make way for James. Hooray for James Shiny, Shiny paint with the jet black stack Make way for James. Hooray for James What is for certain and we really should note, It's indisputable, but let's take a vote He is a really splendid engine with the bright red coat! James, eeh ooh... He can brag all day, How fast he goes, How good he looks, He's such a pose. But what about the time that he got covered in mud, Oh what a dope what a dud! And up and down the line, You'll hear the others say, "Despite his vanity, he really is OK!" Dependable, reliable, and seldom late We all think James is great! Speeding down the line like a lightning flash Make way for James, Hooray for James Hang on to your hat as he wooshes past Make way for James, Hooray for James He really knows how to stay in the show You gotta stand back and watch him go He is a really splendid engine with the bright red coat. Look who's swanning it down the track Make way for James, Hooray for James He never looks up, he never looks back Make way for James Hooray for James A tad concieted, I"m really quite vain He knows we love him just the same Take a look who's coming down the track Make way for James Hooray for James Shiny, shiny paint with the jet black stack Make way for James Hooray for James He's a really splendid engine Shiny, shiny engine He's a really splendid engine Yup, that's our James That's James