Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Honest Dipper
And unlike my cheating uncle
I have something to show you that isn't a hoax
Dipper, I'm one million percent on board with this
Come on
Pow, we are on fire
What?
You shut your yaps
I said do it kid, now
What the heck do you think you're doing?
I've got a good feeling about today
Dipper, I'm one million percent on board with this
What?
Pow, we are on fire
Come on
Bigger, stronger
What?
Look
Ow, ooh, that's, aah
I high-five hard
