Surfer Joe and Moe the Sleaze

Here's a story 'bout Surfer Joe

He caught the big one but he let it go

There's somebody satisfied with winning

Back on the boardwalk there's Moe the Sleaze

He sells good things and aims to please

He's almost even but he don't mind a handout

Come on down for a pleasure cruise

We're all going on a pleasure cruise

Come on down for a pleasure cruise

Plenty of women and plenty of booze

Give your ticket to Moe the Sleaze

He's the one that's weak in the knees

His pants are baggy, but you can see them shaking

I'll introduce you to Surfer Joe

He may be there, I really don't know

We can smoke garfong and watch him ride the big one

Come on down for a pleasure cruise

We're all going on a pleasure cruise

Come on down for a pleasure cruise

Plenty of women and plenty of booze

Come on down

We're all goin'

Come on down

Women, booze

Here's a story 'bout Surfer Joe

He caught the big one and he let it go

There's somebody satisfied with winning

Here's a story 'bout Surfer Joe

He caught the big one and he let it go

He's somebody

He's somebody

Come on down

We're all goin'

Come on down

Women, booze