"People, let me tell you a little story about divine inspiration. Have you ever seen that movie? You know, the one with the fellas, and the big digging machine that looks like a drill, and they go down under the surface of the earth and there's this big cave with dinosaurs and mountains and... and scantily clad cavewomen? You ever realise those fellas might really be onto something? Now, I may not know much about science, or nature, or basic grooming, but I know how to build stuff, and build stuff I have done every night for the last 17 years!"

My friends all said you've lost your head, now what're you trying to do?

You've been keeping your neighbors up all night, saying what the hell's the matter with you?

Now this might sound mean but your digging machine's gonna leave your feelings hurt

You're gonna dig straight down through the center of the earth, and find out that there's nothing there but dirt

"Now, I might as well divulge the secret of my divine inspiration. You see, one day I saw my dog digging around in the backyard and suddenly I realized, he's trying to dig down the very center of the earth, where all the dinosaurs and the scantily clad cavewomen live! And I said, hot diggity, that's a good idea! you're a very clever dog, here's some Alpo! You know, life would be better down there, and that's where you and I are going my friend! So here I am, 17 years later, and my giant digging machine is finally perfected. Oh, now I want me a cavewoman!"

My friends all said you've lost your head, now what're you trying to do?

You've been keeping your neighbors up all night, saying what the hell's the matter with you?

Now this might sound mean but your digging machine's gonna leave your feelings hurt

You're gonna dig straight down through the center of the earth, and find out that there's nothing there but dirt

Just dirt (just dirt!)

There's dirt (there's dirt?)

All dirt (all dirt!)

No women (no women?)

Just dirt (aw man)

Huh?

Dirt