omg

A private show, when you see me, you'll say, "Oh my God" I'm head to toe, all in feathers, singin' "Ooh, la, la" I know you know, you'd get anything you wish, tada But I'm alone singin' softly to my fish, haha, like la, la, la Walk into the kitchen, fruit's like, whoa I be loved by everyone I know Walk into my bedroom, sheets like, yeah But I tell 'em, "Catch me if you can" They like it when I get indecent I like it, I don't need a reason Sashay I'm wearin' nothing but my lingerie It's all I've got 'til I do laundry I've got an audience of none, the night has only just begun What's up next? When you see it, you'll say, "Holy shit" (holy shit) A velvet dress on the floor of my apartment In my brassiere, every inch of me is exquisite Nobody's here, but my darling, that's irrelevant, ooh, la, la Walk into the bathroom, soap's like, damn I be dancin' everywhere I can Flouncing on the couch, my pillows swoon What a way to spend an afternoon My pillows are fluffy, expensive Don't need you, so don't get defensive Sashay I'm wearin' nothing but my lingerie It's all I've got 'til I do laundry I've got an audience of none, the night has only just begun Oh my God