Good Morning Sunshine

Good morning, welcome to the world, sunshine! You can't stay in bed forever, remember the deal Bed is for sleeping and masturbating And you've had about as much as the human body can take of either of those things, so (Fuck off) Nah, we are getting out of bed today, man And brace yourself 'Cause I'm like 90 percent certain you forgot to set the heat to come on this morning So this is not gonna be pleasant for either of us Okay Five Four Three Two I'm not fuckin' around, get out of bed, come on! Have a shower immediately I know you think you're fine and you smell okay You're not and you don't And as soon as you get into the shower You're not gonna want to get out of it again And this is what we do We get clean We get our body feeling better And then we put some clean clothes on So, fuckin', Jesus Christ If you need to do a smell check, they're not clean That's it, you know what? I'm addin' laundry to today's list Everybody has times they just wanna stay asleep forever, it's normal Sometimes it lasts for days, weeks, months, even years Maybe you're being broken up with Maybe you hate your job, you know Maybe there isn't a reason Maybe just fuck everythin' Because fuck everythin' But here's the thing No one ever got happier Sittin' around Waitin' to get happier So stop making excuses And start making yourself some fuckin' breakfast How is it almost 3 pm? Come on! Oh, good morning, welcome to the world, sunshine! This is how we get better Every day we wake up and we get out of bed And we get dressed, and we clean up last night's mess And we keep doing these things Not because they're guaranteed to make us feel good But because failing to do them? Guaranteed to make us feel bad And listen I know, okay? I know it feels Like I've just got you luggin' heavy rocks around all day For no reason, with no reward But please, trust me I can see what you're not able to see yet This is not just a pile of stones, okay? We are buildin' a castle together And we're gonna build it, brick by heavy fuckin' brick And I'm gonna be here with you Every moment, talkin' you through it All you need to do is look at the ground in front of you Put one foot in front of the other And one day soon, I think, I hope You are gonna look up and you are gonna see What we've been workin' on this whole time You're gonna see how far you've come Rather than how far there is left to go And eventually you won't need me around so much anymore So, one foot in front of the other Pick up the rock We are gettin' out of bed today