Hey
It's Lewis Ofman here
Let me tell you a story about
Text messages
Like me
Me and text messages
And I hate that shit
Fuckin' hate it, yeah
I send the lover text
I send the winner text
I send the whatever text
I send the loser text
I send the tricky text
I send the fuzzy text
I send the freaky text
I send the crazy text
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hey
I send the coffee text
I send the whisky text
I send the moody text
I send the booty text
I send the logic text
I send the technologic text
I send the astrologic text
I never send the strategic text
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hey
Spinning spinning around
Spinning spinning around
I hate strategy
Yeah, fuck strategy
Spinning, spinning around
Keep spinning, spinning around
It's like a merry-go-round, yeah, yeah
You know i'm always the one
That says I love you
Too early
So all the girls run away
They run away
So I'm the one left off on the corner
Shit is dumb, man
Anyway
I send the disco text
I send the psycho text
I send the dildo text
I send the buffaloes text
I send the cowboy text
I send the coward text
I send the maniac text
I send the Cadillacs text
Yeah, spinning around
Keep, keep, keep spinning around
It's like a merry-go-round
Yeah
And what about you?
And what about you?
And what about you?
And what about you?
Come on
Too much text
Way too much text
Too much text
Man, way too much text
Man, what it takes
So much stress for a single text
But, come on, don't be upset
You know what we do when it's not a success
Well, back to text
Or back to your ex
And if you got some sex
Don't forget your Durex
Anyway
I send the sushi text
To get to the sexy text
I send the musical text
To get to the practical text
I send the scammer text
To get to the hammer text
I send the lowkey text
Tryna get the kiki text
I send the zero text
Which means that's there's no text
I send the distant text
To get to the really close text
I send the dancy text
But then I send the drunky text
Yeah, man, I am stressed
I hope I won't send the edgy text
But what I sent was a goofy text
I guess I thought it was the coolest text
I could even say it was the funkiest text
But still what I got was a silent text
Fuckin' silent text
The silent text
The worst ever text
The fuckin' silent text
Too much text
Way too much text
Too much text
Man, way too much text
