Grinch Goes Viral

This year is gonna be different I ain't gon' let 'em destroy me and try to ruin Christmas I gotta hit Mariah Carey or something she got it popping And that one song be hitting different All I want for Christmas is you Maybe I ask Santa for vocals Then go door to door singing Christmas carols To promote the song to the Orville locals Something viral Something's to distract me from my life on a downward spiral Maybe Something Christian friendly In line with teachings of the modern day Bible Addictive, catchy, narcissistic, for blacks, whites and LGBTQ Like Dave Chappelle funny So I garner support from Netflix and maybe Hulu It's the Grinch, and I'm back, and I'm fucking it up With egg nogg patron and drank in my cup Propane to flame these rappers who suck With their hoe hoe hoe hoes and the sluts Old school flow but feels brand new Ima chip of the block and already paid my dues I'ma sick son a gun who states my views And ain't fucking with bots and no Mainstream news Green mean pristine outta control Straight shooter just like a stripper I got a pole Still up leave no I cannot go Fall off? Only when I listen to J Cole Paid self-made and slim thick too I speak my mind even if it's taboo In a world of fake where you can barely be you You are now in tune to Grinch part 2 TikToks in Scroll down my feed all I ever see twerking Couple bad women on my line hit 'em in the DM's first thing They wanna asks for is a Burke Gotta be a sign like Adam and Eve When she took from the tree from the mouth of a serpent and gave it to the man as a virgin And as a result God's son had to carry all the burdens On IG and it's all violations Guidelines based off of trolls straight hating Some get blocked if they say vaccination While others get to post on the timeline naked Only fans caking these simps are amazing Paying for some shit you can get for free Where Pornhub will give you ten times the content For no fee or a fraction exclusively Man this shits a disaster I was dating this chick who was mad I wouldn't tag her Daughter of a pastor Who Wanted to be famous and rich and climb the proverbial ladder Showed me no love till I said I was a rapper Took my time didn't even try to smash her Went to mass and after her dad the pastor called me a bastard I was shocked 'cause I didn't think pastors cussed So I looked at dude and said What the fuck? Then she slapped me, and he slapped her And ironically I ended up in cuffs Now I'm talking to a judge whose white as Casper Who thinks I'm shady like Marshall Mather's And once asks why'd I attack her And I stand and say; "Green Lives Matter!" But back to the topic the flows likes a sea so sick you get nautious The Grinch is the name and the drip is aquatic An Orville gangsta, you better move cautious I come from a place where they slay you Then artistically wrap you in boxes And the six-foot drop you experience Is down the chimney when Santa drops it I'm highly toxic Practically radioactive With a slight chemical Imbalance ADHD bipolar depression manic With high level lactic acid, contracted from COVID VAXes From an allergic reaction I got on the 15th booster package Not to mention PTSD episodes from failed Christmas interactions See I'm the one they said ruined Christmas But they never told you that they ruined me What the fuck did you think would happen- When you poke the bear consistently from the age of three? I had no siblings or a family, then they put my life on TV And chose Jim Carey to play the part instead of choosing me I want my royalties Universal call my lawyer You're all fucking sick sadistic twisted misfits This is real infringement, and I'm hoping that you all eat shit for Christmas My life is a movie they sold to children Intertwined with ideals from their wicked system Where everyone's rich off of Grinches Business but doesn't have to deal with the criticism So here's what we're gonna do We're gonna make a new movie Where I'm a star, and you pay me to use me We'll shoot it in Los Angeles, where it's super bougie And for mainstream appeal will add unrealistic attainable bodies We'll add racial slurs to trigger blacks And sexual ambiguity Eh, political propaganda Then titties for continuity Let's get famous TikTokers like Charlie D and Addison Rae And, if it is in the budget, guest appearances from Jake Paul and Summer Ray Viral Dopamine Millions of views and attention Anything to raise my CPM on YouTube and increase my video time retention Trending number one worldwide box office hit Awards galore So all the big directors sign me and I become and Industry whore And then at that point when I'm super famous and super rich And can actually afford to go build or go buy a bitch And the cocaine lines that I periodically sniff Get mixed with the gin and juice that I sip And I become a role model to millions of kids And lead them to depths of hell in the darkest pits to benefit And lose myself on constants' trips to reality a back Where I'm rich, but I have no one I can even share it with Viral I like the virus I wanna come in like a wrecking ball like Miley Cyrus Take trips to the White House befriend Kamala and Joe Biden Discuss policies I think we should tighten While I text Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg about cryptocurrency And the meta verse then take trips to Waikiki island Viral, viral, viral Gimme more I wanna be recognized by everybody at whole-food's and every other wretched grocery store I wanna lose control, have multiple baby mamas And argue mediation over child support With gold diggers who practice taking off condoms and trapping young stars like me just for sport I wanna be an idol, worshiped by society Who's perfect to the public But hates himself privately, who can't look in the mirror And is screaming but quietly And can afford to go anywhere But doesn't because of anxiety Anti-social, global, tycoon multi-billion dollar CEO sex mogul Cover of Forbes court side Lakers games right beside Frank Vogue Friends with LeBron cp3 Dwayne Wade and movie stars like Will Smith- The Rock, Angelina Jolie and if she approves Brad Pitt I Want to be viral Off the charts Exponentially big enough to cloud my black heart Judgment and mind, so I can't even go and find peace within my current life So viral that I lose my mind So viral that I can't hide So viral I convince myself that the only escape is suicide I want to be viral at any cost I don't care who gets hurt or the lives lost 'Cause they hurt me first So I deserve this I'm the victim And everyone talks but few hear and none listen So this Christmas It's my turn, let me shine You wanna be viral too? Well wait in line! The whole world does Can't you see it's not just me I'm just the Grinch and all I ever did wrong was being born green