Tombstone Child

I was born in a coffin Son of a tombstone I was raised by the mud Found by a preacher man He thought I was the devil's child But when he done me in again I made damn sure He went down by my side I made a name for myself They call me the undertaker If you wanna be no more I come a-knockin' at your door If you wanna disappear Just call me, I'm right here If you want me by your side You gotta kick the bucket and ride If you wanna be no more The undertaker is who you call for If you're afraid I'll fix ya Cause I eighty-sixed A few souls across the Styx ya Before you were born And before long You'll find me crawlin' up to ya in a side street I don't care it might even be a high street Ain't no use to look for what I look like I'll be the last thing you'll see anyway I made a name for myself They call me the undertake If you wanna be no more I come a-knockin' at your door If you wanna disappear Just call me, I'm right here If you want me by your side You gotta kick the bucket and ride If you wanna be no more The undertaker is who you call for