You should know I'm not the kind
To crack under the pressure
Coins in the wallet
I HODL them forever
Got a bit of ETH got a bit of SHIB
Little Saitama
I bought the Cumrocket just for yo' momma
Big ass plans I got diamond hands
Fuck a honda civic I need a Lambo man yeah
Do what the dip commands
Buy low till you push out all the paper hands
I been in it for a minute
Reflections reflections
Tell me bout the newest shit coins I'm a get them
Head over to Uniswap
Make the connection
Gas fees killin' me somebody better check them
Uh two point oh
I'm not lookin' for an itty bitty 2x yo'
I need 10x gains
And a hundred of those
I'll either make it to the moon or be dead ass broke
I put it all in crypto
Got a badass girl she a cryp hoe
She wanna lay in bed and make the six ohs
You say invest in gold it's on my wrist though
I put it all in crypto
Consider the alternative
You could put your money in the bank and get your penny's worth
Or in an E-T-F and never check it
It may be effective
But it's boring as fuck and don't forget it
I'm hittin' new records so I had to make a record
Gettin' hot tips off of Discord and Reddit
Renaissance bro you can tell by my breakfast
Avocado toast with the juice and the Chex mixed
T-Z-K-I
D-O-G-E
B-T-C
Well that's the OG
I could go on and on but I won't be
D-Y-O-R and YOLO responsibly
I put it all in crypto
Got a badass girl she a cryp hoe
She wanna lay in bed and make the six ohs
You say invest in gold it's on my wrist though
I put it all in crypto
