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One Helluva Pair
1.079
Hip-Hop/Rap
One Helluva Pair wurde am 30. Juni 2017 von TL-LLC als Teil des Albums Crate Expectations veröffentlicht
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Veröffentlichungsdatum30. Juni 2017
LabelTL-LLC
SpracheEnglish
Melodizität
Akustizität
Valence
Tanzbarkeit
Energie
BPM90

Musikvideo

Musikvideo

Credits

Songtexte

Dispatch, we are in hot pursuit of two hostile fugitives
One is a mentally obese brute accompanied by a scrawny peg-legged minion
Now, we have attempted peaceful negotiations here
But wait, what's this? We're picking up something on another frequency
Let me patch it through
They call me Junkrat, I'm a violent roadie
I never use guns, but I like explosives!
I'll stomp the payload with my remote, click!
It's good news when I say I blown it
I'm always laughing 'cause I'm always jokin'
Swipe me right on Tinder because I'm smokin' hot
Probably 'cause I'm a pyro
My hair's on fire if you need a lighter
I think aiming is overrated
Dynamite and bombs are all I play with
It's a perfect day for mayhem
Got a couple traps and it's time I lay them
I've always got a leg up, mate
Send you sky-high where the weather's great
It's a wrap, now that you all know me
Show some love for my psycho roadie!
Shut up, Rat, I'm sick of your voice
I'm paying you, hog, you've got no choice
I'm a demo expert, sorry if I'm a little wild
I wouldn't be here if I wasn't hired
I live in the fast lane, I'm not a bore
I'm the hog that the pigs never caught before
The masked bitch, you'll never see me take off
Leatherface straight out of Texas Chainsaw
Heavyweight champ, a wrestling hog
I won't fat-shame you, no need to sulk
I'm not a fat ass, I'm on a porky note
Shut up, Mad Max, you're in my Thunderdome
I'll hop on my Harley, spread some anarchy
Fry these buggers like shrimp on the barbie!
You mess with me and I'll ruin' you worse
Than Junkrat just did to this verse
Oh, don't take it so personally, Roadhog
You just have to ruin' everything
Well, I agree on that one
Count it down (detonation!)
Hold your ground (eradication!)
Look around (it's devastating!)
Light a wire, soul of creation!
Wipe the fuse (rock 'n' roll)
Hit the juice (we're on a roll)
Rat and the Hog, one hell of a pair
We're still not friends (but we are getting there)
Really? 'Cause this is hardly a start
You're just an obnoxious body to cart
The money we're making, the riches we're taking
The bonds that we made (and the friendship we're faking)
You're too loud and it's pissing me off
You smell like roadkill and it's making me cough
Fire in the hole! I just saved your ass
Oh, damn, thanks I guess
Still, without me, you would never win
And who's gonna help you? One of your chins?
Ok, Rat, I'll give you that one
Look, I squeezed a laugh out of the fat one
Here, take a burger, looks like you need it
Aw, thanks, Roadie, I'm surprised you didn't eat it
I'm only joking, you're used to taking flak
Hold your breath, you're taking cover in my back
Oh, God, not the toxic fumes!
That's where the gas mask really comes in use
It's for radiation and preventing infection
The stink you smell is my indigestion
I could light a match by your ass
We'd all be on fire this entire match
And while you pester us, the rest of us are working
You're not a Junkrat, you're a worthless vermin'
Through defenses, I'm blowing holes
Who you gonna call for zone control?
Fine, but if you're gonna help, be quiet
Hey, what's on your meal plan? I wanna try it
Double-decker burgers with onion
I'll blow out your brains if you say bacon
I guess that one is close to home
A little too close, you don't even know
You don't even know
I remember a field where the piggies would graze
'Til the augers came in and all our mission was raised
Just thinking of bacon is harder
Piece of me died on that dark day
Now I'm back on the road with no family or friends
I ride my cycle alone, I guess this is how it ends
But wherever you go, I will follow
I'll be by your side if you want so
When the rockets explode (and the debris sweeps away)
I look into your eyes (and I know what you'll say)
We're a two-man army (stirring up anarchy)
All our foes will be fried up (just like shrimp on the barbie)
Hop on my Harley, want you in my sidecar
They've taken my leg, but it was you who took my heart
The struggle was worth it (well, yes, that goes without saying)
This is sufficiently awkward
Let's continue our rampage
Hey, Junkrat
What is it, you old bugger?
You tell anyone about that
About what? Our singing and all?
I will kill you
Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, mate
Lips are sealed
Ugh
Written by: Timothy C Ames
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