I put a towel in a bag
With formaldehyde
I put that shit up to my mouth
And get really high
Don't give a fuck about these people
Following me down the street
Everybody want a part of my life
Can't you see?
I'm surfin'
I'm fuckin' surfin'
I'm surfin'
I gave your dog a little snack
I met your mom down at the Shrimp Shack
She asked me then, "Where you been?"
I lied to her and told her I didn't know
Took off my shirt and so did she
We rolled in the dirt and got dirty
I'm surfin'
Surfin' with your mom
Surfin' through life
Give a shit about anything
I'm in the dirt
With your mom in the dirt, ah
Surf, surf
Surfin'
Surfin' with your mom
In the motherfuckin' dirt
I don't give a shit
If I get mud on my shirt
I'm that guy, surfin' by
On a fuckin' shrimp sandwich
I got mud on my shirt
But I don't care, bitch
Drums
Nice job
