At his work two girls were having a talk

bout getting pregnant, should they get it, should they not

He said listen girls, listen to someone wise

Spare me two seconds, I will give you some advice

He said it takes two seconds to make a baby

It takes twenty years to get it raised

The girls looked at him they thought he was crazy

They were astonished, they were so amazed

Two seconds, two seconds man Two seconds, two seconds man everybody heard what he can

Two seconds, two seconds man Two seconds, two seconds man everybody heard what he can

The girls looked at him, they wanted some proof

Is he the real one or is he just a spoof

Would it take him two seconds to get his deed done

Well lady's he was ready, well before he'd begun

It took him two seconds to make his point

Another two then he left the joint

Didn't wave goodbye didn't shed no tear

Will be remembered for the coming twenty years

Two seconds, two seconds man Two seconds, two seconds man

Two seconds, two seconds man Two seconds, two seconds man everybody heard what he can