Ed Sheeran's a Dick

Ed Sheeran's a dick He wrote a new love song my girl loves She's calling it quits She said I'm not in touch with my feelings The way that he is The way he strums that little guitar And says cringey shit But, I gotta admit Mmm, it's in my head like La la la la la la la la la la la la la Ed Sheeran's a dick La la la la la la la la la la la la la Ed Sheeran's a dick Not everything you hearin' is a fairytale Not every glass slipper Has a prince who cares Dragged me to his show at Madison square garden Ed started playing Had the whole place sobbing Shivers down your spine Screaming those words And it's causing a divide So I made this tune to say Ed Sheeran's a dick He wrote a new love song my girl loves She's calling it quits She said I'm not in touch with my feelings The way that he is The way he strums that little guitar And says cringey shit But, I gotta admit Mmm, it's in my head like La la la la la la la la la la la la la Ed Sheeran's a dick La la la la la la la la la la la la la Ed Sheeran's a dick You told me I should treat you like a queen I gave you everything but crumpets & the tea You wanna runaway to London Cause you think you'll find him Even if you did It wouldn't fix your problems Shivers down your spine Screaming those words And it's causing a divide So I made this tune to say Ed Sheeran's a dick He wrote a new love song my girl loves She's calling it quits She said I'm not in touch with my feelings The way that he is The way he strums that little guitar And says cringey shit But, I gotta admit Mmm, it's in my head like La la la la la la la la la la la la la Ed Sheeran's a dick La la la la la la la la la la la la la Ed Sheeran's a dick I'm just playin' Ed, you know I love you