No Money No Honey

I'm going down down to the river I'm gonna bring a 30 pack I'm gonna drink with all my good friends And I ain't ever ever coming back I got no money and I'm starving I got nothing left Spent it all on golden honey And two lines of meth I'm gonna chug a lot of Jim Beam 'Til my face turns brown and blue I'm gonna get in my car and start it And drive right over you I got nothing else to live for I got nowhere to be Spent my money on that honey And life in the beam I wanna tell you that I like you But my heart is black and blue And you say that's such a bad idea That's hard to swallow but it's harder to chew You probably think that this is funny As I do too I gotta keep on just laughing Or I am through I'm going back down to the river I'm gonna find my duffel bag I'm gonna stick my puppy in it And drown him 'till his tail don't wag Cause I can't spend any more money I can't give him a bed I gotta feed it golden honey Or two scoops of meth And the next thing you know I cannot feel My airbags open on my steering wheel Well I guess that oak tree was kinda real Now I gotta skip this town I've gotta call up Max and Elvis And tell them how I feel They're gonna call me a fucking pussy And pass me a couple beers We got no money got no honey We got nothing left Spent it all on golden honey And two lines of meth