Monarchy

Today marks a pivotal moment in history We are witnessing the imminent downfall of the royal family As the riot groups have finally reached the palace grounds It is unclear whether their Majesties The King and Queen are still inside But sources claim the Royal Guard Has secured the monarchs in the underground halls Tell me what they said Is it over yet? I'm sick of the revolution Give me a solid solution Are we paralysed? Let's leave this behind With no regrets and no sorrow I'll be the king of tomorrow They will bow down to me I'm the change they need to see So give me a crown Give the people a clown, 'cause I I don't wanna get down I don't wanna get down Put my face on the bill It's a new god to kill, 'cause I I don't wanna get down I don't wanna get down It appears that an unmarked vehicle Has left the palace grounds earlier today Sources claim that the vehicle in question Is how the royal family are attempting to escape to the border And if my sanity crashes Big deal, I'll rise from the ashes My voice will take over the world Everybody must obey my religion No make-believe saints to worship No one to take care of your shit I rule by my own And there's no room for you on my throne So give me a crown Give the people a clown, 'cause I I don't wanna get down I don't wanna get down Put my face on the bill It's a new god to kill, 'cause I I don't wanna get down I don't wanna get down This just in: Sources confirm that the unmarked vehicle spotted earlier today Believed to be transporting the royal family Has crashed on the southern bridge Their Majesties are confirmed dead In an official statement from authorities The incident is described as being caused By an intentional impact from another vehicle The driver at fault is now being held in custody After admitting to be part of the public riot movement In a statement to the press He expressed feelings of pride and accomplishment Declaring that it is a "long-awaited victory for democracy" And "the definitive, necessary end To the vile and treacherous monarchy"