Guy Town

There's a place I know Where the dudes all go Where there's no female scorn and hassle It's a bachelor's dream, every man is a king Of his one-room shag-rug castle We've got booze and lube and Lexapro We don't need the outside world And a sex position topiary garden where every bush is girl-on-girl We're talking 'bout Guy Town It's a bachelor's stay-cation Guy Town! A testosterone celebration Guy Town! We're a lonely dude nation Forget your woes Embrace the bros In Guy Town! Oh, now you can do as you please Hang your balls in the breeze Free of society's uptight gaze Here in Guy Town I lived here in 1971 And saw more shaft than Isaac Hayes Shut your mouth You can barcalounge by the swimming pool Don't mind the sheen of sweat and pubes Just be careful of the penis worms Hey, even we're all dudes Because we're in Guy Town A bro-topia sensation Guy Town! A divorcee plantation Guy Town! It's a player's coronation Lose the ring and live the dream In Guy Town!