When The Bald Man Cries (End Credits)

Oh, I came across a lovely lass (Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o) A farmer's daughter with some sass (Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o) Oh, I begged her to let me spend the night She answered "No," so I wandered home That's when my bald man cried When you're patting the bunny or flickin' the bean Or strumming' the ol' clamjoe When they can't keep up, just touch your stuff Don't make his bald man cry When you're burpin' the worm Or butterin' your muffin Or spankin' the monkey Or in a menage a moi When your meat's in heat and you need release That's when you need to grip it, whip it And make the bald man cry