Roll the Die

Don't look back, that plumber's gaining on our tail Reinforcements grow, I think it's time to bail Stay alert and keep your wits about C'mon, there has to be an escape route No, don't let them get out! We gotta lose the heat, this is our one-shot We're going weapons loud, it's time to hit that jackpot Looking to escape from sight, think you can sneak by You better place your bets and roll the die Whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh Oh man, they're everywhere, how we're gonna pass? Stay low, sneak fast, or they'll get your ass What? No, you kidding me? We don't need to run I think you forget we have a thing called gun Intruder alert, fat spies in the base! Mario needs you to dismantle their face Woah, watch it, here they come Why are we singing? This is kinda dumb Zip right past them, swift like air Damn, I'm so good, my stealth's got flair Hey, you, don't move! Are you two spies? Uh, no, we're just the delivery guys Did you order this pizza with a side of fries? Ooh, maybe yeah, lemme take a look inside! Ugh, pineapple on pizza? You goddang crooks Hey, wait, no, stop, my notebook! As the roulette wheel spins, you'll feel your heart's thrill Keep to your hand, don't fold until the very last kill Do you have the strength for freedom guiding your eye? You better place down your bets, hope you're up to the test Here and now, we aim for the sky, we must try, take a roll of the die You idiots just fell right into my trap That book is mine and your asses are clapped When I open it up, I will finally win 'Cause I'll log in and steal your Club Penguin skin Are you serious? All this, just for a hat? Oh well, yes, but it's a bit more important than that Marty wants your secret pizza recipe Oh no, wait you wouldn't, that's a felony C'mon, Mario, stop this! This isn't you What happened to the fat Italian I knew? Are you turning your back on the friends you've adored? Why are you trusting that big piece of cardboard? He pinky promised, I trust in my Lord Come closer then, I have a nicer reward This ultra-rare Roblox skin that I scored Whoa, really? You'd give that divine skin to Mario? Is that fine? Pfft, no it's mine The game is in our hands, this is our last chance We have to win it all, live through this dangerous dance Sound off with your gun, load up, they've raised the stakes high And all our bets are placed, the clock is ticking goodbye Now or nothing, one final push, time to roll the die! Whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh Wipe that smile, your plan is running outta steam Save your breath, it's over with your little scheme Your wishes bring me nothing but disgust We hold the cards, your hand has crumbled to dust Your dumb dream's a huge bust!