I Want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas

I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas Only a Massey Ferguson will do I really really want a machine that's a keeper A Massey would be great Pulling our Air Seeder I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas I don't think the bank will mind, do you? It won't fit through the chimney Or in Santa's sleigh But with the front-end loader it'll sure fit lots of hay I can see me now on Christmas morning Sitting, waiting there Oh what joy and what surprise when I saw Massey with my eyes I almost had to change my underwear I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas Only a Massey Ferguson will do Please no Kubota, and no John Deere And not a New Holland, 'cuz I won't like that either 'Cuz only a Massey Ferguson will do The wife says with a little barn How you gonna fit it? We'll build a bigger shop babe With our brand-new line of credit I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas Me and this ol' rusty guy are through Now I won't get the neighbors to help me feed the Cows I'll fire up the Massey and then I'll show them how I can see me now on Christmas morning Sitting, waiting there Oh what joy and what surprise when I saw Massey with my eyes I almost had to change my underwear I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas Only a Massey Ferguson will do Please no Kubota, and no John Deere And not a New Holland, 'cuz I won't like that either 'Cuz only a Massey Ferguson will do