[J:] Hello, I'm Johnny, uhhhm, and I thought we were gonna do the interview at your place

[W:] Well, hello there, em. Well, actually this is my place, heh. Now just come in and let's sit down over there

[J:] Yeah, but, um, weren't we going to do some photographs as well?

[W:] You mean, uh, it's, ehh, well, what's the big deal? I mean, let's just go for it

[J:] Well, it's just that it's a bit bloody smoky in here. I can't see a thing

[W:] Oh, heh. Uhh, all right, we can open a window. We might get rid of the smell as well, I guess

[J:] Ah, hey, your English is coming along pretty good. It's not bad

[W:] Huh? Oh, oh, yeah. Thank you, thanks. But I know much people say that

[J:] Mm, ah, is this me? Can we get started now or are we just gonna fuckin' keep talking like this?

[W:] Right. But please, before, let me play a little piece to ya. It's, ehh, it's a new track I wrote. It's inshpired by Kiss, you know. You know Kiss? They- they got that track called "Rock and Roll All Nite" and- and so I thought I'd do one called "Rock 'n' Roll All Day." Am I not ingeniously?

[J:] Well, I suppose so, but don't you think we should get, uhhm—?

[W:] Eh, you know, I thought it could become real smashing hit. I think it's great! Hey, come over here and I'll play it to ya

[J:] No, listen, listen a minute. Listen, would you like to get—?

[W:] No, wait, listen, this is the intro. Now that's the intro. Now you listen. Ha-ha. Oh, I sung it, I sung it my own 'cause it's more original. Great, huh?

[J:] No, no, no, no, it's quite interesting, but come on

[W:] Oh, wait, just listen

[J:] Urghh!

[W:] Cool!

[J:] Yes, Michael, but don't you think we, uh, have to, uh—

[W:] Wait, here comes to the chorus coming right up. The- the "refregn" as we say in German, hah, will be a milestone in German- German rock history, heh. Here the chorus. There, there it goes

[J:] Michael! Michael! I'm sorry, but it's not really...

[W:] What, what. Okay. Shtop!

[J:] Michael, Michael, don't you think we should, um...

[W:] Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll wind it a bit ahead, you know, and I'll play you the solo part and because it's the best solo I ever played, you know

[J:] Jesus, God damn it! I really don't think that we have the time to do this

[W:] Um, okay, okay. You will hear it anyway, a thousand times when it's a, when it's a hit! You'll, you'll hear it on every radio station and on video! Well, how do you like it? It's a great track, isn't it? And I like the lyrics 'cause I wrote them and they're quite rock 'n roll, huh?

[J:] Well, actually, Michael, I'm really sorry but I don't really like it. It's not really, uhm...

[W:] Well, maybe you didn't listen properly. I could maybe change the lyrics here or there, but it's really Kiss!

[J:] No, no

[W:] Listen, I'll play it to you once more and then you'll admit that it's really. No?

[J:] No, not at all. Just look. I don't care how many times you play this crap to me, it still sucks!

[W:] Oh?

[J:] And, uh, anyway, I mean, Jesus, I'm gonna go away and interview Roland. I mean, Jesus, what a bunch of fuckin' bullocks. What a fuckin' bunch of bullocks!

[W:] Uh, well, so, what's wrong with him, eh? Maybe next time, I should do it with someone from Kerrang!