Welcome To Heaven

Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say unto thee Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh Where the virtuous reside 24∕7, oh-oh-oh People are happy that they died 'Cause here, we got no worries, got no burglaries, no strife, ah It's the perfect afterlife Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh Check out our sick decor, the spirits leaven, oh Please, keep your brimstone off the floor We've got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot And everyone is hot Gosh, I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around After you see our realm, you'll never wanna go back down Of course, it is just temporary, I'm sorry, you can't stay 'Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day Welcome to Heaven, yeah