All My Untalented Friends (Ooo La La)

(Guys, I'm not talking shit, okay?) Celebrity party, what do I see? A lot of fake boobies looking back at me All the cool kids and their brand new teeth Bathroom lines, not to pee They're talking shit about my grey NB's And my red Ford from 2016 Isn't it crazy that all these trust fund babies run the scene? All my untalented friends live in mansions And all the models they dig look the same as my exes Ooo la la I get it, you're shameless You're sugar daddy famous All my untalented friends think they've made it Ooo la la Infinity pool with an unreal view And everybody's swimmin' in they birthday suits In my t-shirt and it's stuck like glue To my skin, security's nothing new The Chainsmokers cancelled so the DJ's Guetta And nobody here is still on my level I'm Uberin' home in a broke down Jetta (Fuck this, none of this matters) All my untalented friends live in mansions And all the models they dig look the same as my exes Ooo la la I get it, you're shameless You're sugar daddy famous All my untalented friends think they've made it Ooo la la (Oh, oh, oh) Ooo la la (Oh, oh, oh) I'll Irish goodbye, 'cause I'll have a better time With my dog, and my life In my apartment in North Hollywood I'll Irish goodbye, 'cause I'll have a better time With my dog, and my life In my apartment in North Hollywood A simple life, misunderstood All my untalented friends live in mansions And all the models they dig look the same as my exes Ooo la la I get it, you're shameless You're stupid, ultra-famous All my untalented friends think they've made it Ooo la la Ooo la la