Robin without Batman
Is just a bird
Willie without Trigger
Is a whale with time served
Jordan without Pippen
Just a Tarheel in Chicago
Red Slippers without Dorothy
Stay stuck on a Yellow Brick Road
That'd be like Me Without a Beer
We've got a good thing going on here
And when I need another gear
I just pop the top open
Make my troubles disappear
Like a field without a home team
A John without a Deere that'd be like Me
Yeah Me Without Beer
Woody without Bullseye
Is a dirty joke
Sinatra without blue eyes
Is a gangster no one knows
Skywalker without the force
Just an orphan amputee
But beers as good as it ever was
Even without me
But I can't imagine Me Without a Beer
We've got a good thing going on here
And when I need another gear
I just pop the top open
Make my troubles disappear
Like a field without a home team
A John without a Deere that'd be like Me
Yeah Me Without Beer
Who'd be waiting on that paycheck Friday
Who'd help the good guys win on Sunday
Who'd have the courage to ask her out
If it weren't for beer the only thing on this couch would be
Me Without a Beer
We've got a good thing going on here
And when I need another gear
I just pop the top open
Make my troubles disappear
Like a field without a home team
A John without a Deere that'd be like Me
Yeah Me
Who would I be I'm not me
I can't imagine me
Without beer
