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Crisps
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Uh
Uh
Good job it's not a competition, mate
Because I swear down you'd fucking lose it
I got a letter with a fine, for going in the bus lane
But I don't drive
I've got choccy in my pocket
I've got bits
Len Goodman's dead
I'm having a party and you're not invited
I'm building a castle and you're not getting in
It's a motte-and-bailey, Tess Daly, twice daily (Can I have some crisps?)
Why isn't everyone on Earth like me?
(Can I have some crisps?)
It smells like poo in here
Everyone's dressed like Doctor fucking Who in here
Why's he got a bookbag?
It's a good job it's not a competition, mate
Because I swear down you'd fucking lose it
I get busy drinking fizzy drinks, I fucking love it
Black, gold, rot my teeth
Don't care, I'll fucking gum it
'Cause I'm the kind of guy who sees a lucky dip
You see a construction skip
Jumble selling wares to the enemy
Storage at capacity, unlimited activity
There's nothing you can offer, 'cause I'm a chillaholic
Head back, bric-a-brac, waiting for that trickle trickle
White goods, full slack, yes
I know definitions endlessly, rotten positivity
I don't read, anything I need is on the telly
Charge you six pound for a handshake
Make sure you wash it, I don't know who wipes his bum
I never asked him, I'm the kind of guy who goes on second sitting (Can I have some crisps?)
Whip off the belt, I sit down eat my dinner
Don't complain about it, only eat sugar on the weekends (Can I have some crisps)
Where'd you get your white goods? Facebook Market
It's out of control, I'm in control, I've got six pounds (Can I have some crisps?)
All in change, just give me that handshake, oh
You're not the enemy, you're somewhere in between (Can I have some crisps?)
A childhood dream and a pyramid scheme
I'm thick as shit, I'm not, but I look it (Can I have some crisps?)
I've got apps, I've got a phone and I know how to use it
I've got audiobooks
I've got audiobooks
I've got audiobooks
I've got audiobooks
It goes W-W-W dot, make it stop, shit shop dot com
I'll pass the interview
What's the mood? Bad
What's the attitude? Bad
Where's the good news? Forty minutes sitting in the bathroom
Sugar-free beans, put my own sugar in it
Window up, hot car, fucking dog trapped in it
Chucking bin bags out of the first floor window
'Cause I can't be bothered
Well, can I have some crisps?
I can't be bothered
Can I have some crisps?
Can I have some crisps? (Twice daily)
Can I have some crisps?
I've got choccy in my pocket (Can I have some crisps?)
I've got bits
I've got choccy in my pocket (Can I have some crisps?)
I've got bits
I've got choccy in my pocket (Can I have some crisps?)
I've got bits
I've got choccy in my pocket
I've got bits
Written by: Ben Sadler, Joshua Law
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