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Festive Hell
Adult Contemporary
Festive Hell wurde am 25. Dezember 2024 von Nibble Records als Teil des Albums Festive Hell - Single veröffentlicht
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Veröffentlichungsdatum25. Dezember 2024
LabelNibble Records
SpracheEnglish
Melodizität
Akustizität
Valence
Tanzbarkeit
Energie
BPM113

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Katy Hallauer
Katy Hallauer
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Katy Hallauer
Katy Hallauer
Songwriter

Songtexte

December rolls around
And everything turns red and green
You open up your game
To see the Christmas update screen
Oh no, it cannot be
Always without my own consent
They’ve changed my avatar
For their new Christmas themed event
Try to change my outfit back
Try reopening the game
But this Christmas sweater’s stuck on me
It’s driving me insane
Maybe if I just respawn
But I’ll lose all my XP
I’ve tried it all
I even restarted my PC
Pre chorus:
No matter what you do
Christmas is coming for you
Chorus:
I never knew that my computer screen
Could be the cheeriest hell I’ve ever seen
Suffocating in festivities
Sleigh bells too loud to hear my screaams
Even the NPCs won’t hear my pleas
They’re too busy decking their digital trees
I’m going crazy
Somebody save me
And so the end is here
It seems we’ve come to this
it’s time to throw my avatar
off the highest cliff
But no, it can’t be true
I don’t believe my eyes
They’ve taken all they can from me
Except the sweater I despise
Pre chorus:
No matter what you do
Christmas is coming for you
Chorus:
I never knew that my computer screen
Could be the cheeriest hell I’ve ever seen
Suffocating in festivities
Sleigh bells too loud to hear my screaams
Even the NPCs won’t hear my pleas
They’re too busy decking their digital trees
I’m going crazy
Somebody save me
Ending:
Someone online said they know how to help
Said I can fix the problem all by myself
“Just delete something called System 32
An instant cure for your Christmas blues”
So I did what they said and I think it worked
But my screen’s turning black so I’ll restart it first
Blue screen
Error
Total terror
The only thing my screen still shows
Is the Christmas sweater I sought to dispose
And so I start to cry
Christmas has beaten me this time
Written by: Katy Hallauer
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