Man-Splaining – Forrest Shaw: Songtexte, Musikvideos & Konzerte

Man-Splaining

Standup Comedy

Man-Splaining wurde am 5. Juni 2025 von Comedy Records als Teil des Albums Live Laugh Love veröffentlicht

Songdetails

AlbumLive Laugh Love

Veröffentlichungsdatum5. Juni 2025

LabelComedy Records

SpracheEnglish

Melodizität

Akustizität

Valence

Tanzbarkeit

Energie

BPM174

SONG-INFO

SONGTEXTE

Musikvideo

Musikvideo

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Forrest Shaw

Comedian

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Forrest Shaw

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Barry Taylor

Producer

Songtexte

"Anyways, I'm single now, so don't listen to any of this advice"

Had a girlfriend, she broke up with me and she goes

"I just want you to know that you were a good boyfriend"

I was like, "That's not how you"

Are you about to write me a letter of recommendation right now?

'Cause I'm gonna get that on Letterhead so I can show other women

She goes, "Alright, I knew you were gonna say that

I got some criticism for you, smartass, you're mansplaining"

She told me, she goes, "You mansplain"

Sometimes I go, "Mansplaining? I don't think it's that bad, mansplaining"

Maybe you guys, I don't know, everyone's quiet, lot of women here

That's that

Does everybody know what mansplaining is?

More importantly, do all the women know what mansplaining is?

'Cause I'm not explaining it to you

And if you're a man, do not explain it to a woman right now

There's a lot of women here for me to be done

Are you explaining it to him?

It's okay, you're too, I'll do this

I'll explain it to you, you're a man

But in case any other dumb men don't know what it is, there you go

So it's like when a man explains something to a woman

And it's like usually, you know, condescending or demeaning manner

And sometimes, a lot of times, it's something she already knows

So, you know, got it, sweetie? There you go

That's a-ass

'Kay, toots

Now, do men mansplain to women?

Speak your truth, come on, ladies

Do women dislike this?

(Yeah) There you go

Now, do women do this to men?

Absolutely, yes

Is there a term for it? Never in my life have I heard a man

Say, "Right now, you're a," women explain it to me?

I don't know if you know how that makes me feel, but it happens

Every man in here at some point's been handed a baby

And a woman's like, "I don't know if you know how to properly hold it"

"Be-a-ya, a-nye-kee, a-he-bee-bee, yeah"

And I'm like, "Are you sure? Because I was gonna grab it by the top of the head"

It's so soft, I didn't get a good grip

And then just, "Check out this baby! Look how cute this baby is"

Hey, how do I hand this back to you?

Should I fling it around by the arm or do I kick it?

I'm an idiot, that's women'splaining

Here's one more, periods

Yeah, you act like we don't know what's going on in your bodies

We're not idiots

We know that you bleed out of your ass once a month, we know that

We're not morons, alright?

I'd be pissed too, that seems very painful

You gotta shove a tampon up your ass, I do it out of solidarity

I have one up my ass right now 'cause I'm an ally

That's in my legs, right up there

Alright, that's it for me, guys, thank you very much

Thank you, thank you!

Written by: Forrest Shaw

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