The television's telling me that I should be scared. The TV is telling me what not to wear. There's fake news on Facebook. Tragedies on TikTok. Instagrammy nominees posing without makeup.

I've made up my mind. I'm going to live in the woods. As soon as I've caught up on all of my messages.

The podcaster said I'm not performing my best and that I need testosterone shots in my chest. The billboards in Florida told me I could either go straight to hell or dial their number.

Am I addicted to pixels? They light up my life. Am I addicted to pixels?

The television's telling me that TV is dead, as the radio stars now laugh in long form instead.

The flight attendant told me if we plummet to this planet, put your head on your knees as the plane breaks to pieces.

Hey everyone, I'm leaving social media. Everyone I've thought about this hard and I've decided to leave social media. Look at me please. I'm leaving social media. Over here, don't scroll by. I'm leaving social media. Hey everyone, hey everyone. I'm leaving social media. Look and me look and me please. I'm leaving social media. Do not scroll by. I'm leaving social media cause I cannot cope with all the attention from you.