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Ikea Fun
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Ikea Fun wurde am 21. Januar 2026 von daniel millennial als Teil des Albums Ikea Fun - Single veröffentlicht
21. Januar 2026
Labeldaniel millennial
SpracheEnglish
BPM130
Melodizität
Akustizität
Valence
Tanzbarkeit
Energie

Songtexte

One Allen key, a million parts
Extra screws left – where do they start?
One Allen key, a million parts
Extra screws left – this falls apart!
Box on the floor, I’m feelin’ like a boss
Instructions look like hieroglyphs, no loss
Twist left, twist right, click-click-boom
Billy bookcase risin’ in my living room
Hammer? Nah. Screwdriver? Nope.
Just this tiny key and misplaced hope
Almost done, it’s lookin’ so sleek
Stand back proud, perfection peak
Push it gently… wait, why’s it leanin’?
Those extra bolts are straight-up schemin’!
Assemblin’ tonight, feelin’ alright!
Flat-pack flex, we own the fight!
Screws in tight, standin’ tall –
Wait… CRASH! We lose it all!
One Allen key, a million parts
Extra screws laughin’ in the dark
We built it up just to fall apart
IKEA nightmare – restart!
Three hours in, sweat drippin’ down
One leg short, it’s wearin’ a frown
Instructions say “easy for one”
But I’m fightin’ this thing like it’s Genghis Khan
Leftover bag of bolts on the side
Starin’ at me like “you failed, dude, nice try”
Wobble left, wobble right
Shelf just waved me goodnight
Those extra screws? They knew the truth
This thing was doomed from the very first screw!
Assemblin’ tonight – PSYCH! It dies!
Flat-pack lies, hear my cries!
Screws fly out, wood rains down
Whole thing flops like a drunk clown!
One Allen key, a million parts
Extra screws win – break my heart
We built it up just to fall apart
IKEA nightmare… damn those spare parts!
Extra screws… where do they start?
One Allen key…
…falls apart.
Written by: Daniel Youdath
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