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Checking-In
Standup Comedy
Checking-In wurde am 13. März 2026 von Comedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company als Teil des Albums I'm Not Fat I'm Fluffy veröffentlicht
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Veröffentlichungsdatum13. März 2026
LabelComedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company
SpracheEnglish
Melodizität
Akustizität
Valence
Tanzbarkeit
Energie
BPM123

Musikvideo

Musikvideo

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias
Spoken Word
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias
Producer

Songtexte

You know, I think that's awesome
I needed that like six years ago
One time I was trying to check into a hotel in Chicago
At one o'clock in the morning because I missed my flight
Nobody's at the front desk
Just a little bell and a sign that said, "Ring for service"
So there I am
Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching
Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, chibg, ching
All of a sudden, I heard this
"I hear the bell"
All of a sudden, this lady came out, just
"Are you the one ringing that damn bell?
What the hell you want?"
"I'm checking in"
"You know what time it is? It's tomorrow"
"Oh no, I missed my flight"
"Mm-hmm, whatever you say
What's going on out there?
Girl, you gotta see this
I got a big ass Mexican showing up late as hell
Okay, what's your name?"
"My name is Gabriel Iglesias"
"Iglesias"
"Yes"
"Yes, Iglesias, okay, Iglesias, okay, E-G-L-"
"No, no, no, no, no, it's Iglesias with an I"
"With an I? But you said E-glesias
You didn't say Iglesias, you said E-glesias"
"It's Iglesias with an I"
"Mm-hmm, whatever you say
It's your damn name, okay?
Mr. Iglesias with an I
You know, that's bad for you"
"Oh, this right here?
My grandmama lived to be 100 years old"
"Smoking?"
"Minding her own damn business, okay?
Mr. Iglesias with an I
Okay, I found you in the system
I got you for two nights, full-size bed, non-smoking"
"I requested a queen-size bed"
"And you would've got a queen
If you'd have been here yesterday
But it's tomorrow and you lucky I'm talking to you
Mr. Iglesias with an I
What's the I stand for?
I need a bigger bed?"
"What's going on out there?
Girl, you gotta see this
Nacho Libre is tripping"
Whatever
Give me a hard time
Written by: Gabriel Iglesias
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